Wednesday, May 07, 2008

She-clown ripoff!











When they're not smuggling dope into jail, or sneaking up behind vacationing narcozoologists, what do she-clowns do?

They gain the trust of elderly widows and empty their bank accounts.

Carrie L. Williams-Thompson, 48, of Prescott, Arizona, entertained as "Kooki the Clown." She also worked as a bereavement counselor (?!?) and is believed to have met the victim in that capacity. Kooki got herself a power of attorney and cleaned about a half million in clown cash out of the victim's bank accounts.

Police caught up with her in California, where she was performing at a fair. I can only hope she was in costume when she got pinched. Kooki is now awaiting extradition to Arizona.

Strangest of all, considering that this is a clown case, is that no drugs or perversion were involved. As far as we know.

7 comments:

justacoolcat said...

No drugs or perversion?

I'm not even sure that clown is her. It does look man-ish.

Writeprocrastinator said...

"Strangest of all, considering that this is a clown case, is that no drugs or perversion were involved. As far as we know."

Are you kidding? The makeup alone is signs that there is something altogether wrong.

Johnny Yen said...

There's got to be an alligator angle in this story.

SkylersDad said...

Was she riding in a small car with 20 other clowns?

Barbara Bruederlin said...

As far as we know, indeed.

Bubs said...

Barbara, there's always more. I see stories like this and I wish I knew the arresting officers so I could get the fun details.

Skylersdad, yes, and they were all lighting crack pipes with flaming $20 bills.

Johnny, the behavior is reptilian and predatory, that may be as close as we get.

WP, my bride made a comment about the kind of woman who goes into clowning. It was not kind.

Coolcat, see my response to W.P.

Grant Miller said...

I think you just invented a very important word in the English language - "She-clown."