Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Christmas shopping dilemna


What do you get for the man who has everything?














29 comments:

Barbara Bruederlin said...

I liked you better with short hair.

Splotchy said...

How about a Wii and a pink shammy?

Freida of the Bees said...

I'm away for two days and I come home to this?

(Is he threatening to shoot off his own penis?)

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

You get him a social disease.

Wren said...

Well, first, I'd get him a nice muu-muu so I could keep my gorge down.

Then, I'd run. And run. And run...

Some Guy said...

A shirt and some pants, perhaps.

lauralu said...

Obviously a Telecaster.

Laura.

Mnmom said...

Shave and a haircut, two bits!

Bacon Lady said...

My phone number, obviously.

Spartacus said...

Get him a gig as a stand-in for Ron Jeremy.

Cormac Brown said...

And here depicted is Tony Montana's younger, lesser known cousin, Chuy.

First, jou get de guns. Then, jou get de guitars. Then, jou go on E Harmony wit a foto caliente, then jou get de girls

Doc said...

What do you get him?
1. Guitar lessons.
2. A gun cleaning kit.
3. the shoulder holster of his choice.
4. A trenchcoat.
5. A scrunchie.
That ought to cover it.

Doc

SkylersDad said...

A facebook page?

A shred of dignity?

dguzman said...

Did you book this guy recently?

Randal Graves said...

I think I'm blind.

kirby said...

Um, some creams and lotions to clear up that groin rash?

Megan said...

I don't know what you get him, but I need some eyewash, stat!

Lockwood said...

Gift certificate for full-body wax and a paper bag for his head. Clothing is another option.

And I need a neuralyzer.

Johnny Yen said...

I can't even begin to tell you how wrong that picture is. That's even more disturbing than the clowns. No, I take that back-- the most disturbing thing is that he thinks he's hot.

Eebie said...

I agree with Johnny Yen, still if you wanna know what a man wants, it's a bj. Not complicated, no pix necessary, simple.

Johnny Yen said...

One last thought-- if he was careless with that handgun, where it's placed, he might do the human race a favor and guarantee that he won't procreate.

Cormac Brown said...

I just realized that he should've entered Adult Swim's "Carl Lookalike" contest!

Nan said...

Clothing, a full body wax, and a treadmill?

Becca said...

You've seen it...you can't unsee it!

What do you suppose the circumstances are that led this gentleman to take the picture. Do you suppose he intended it to be humorous or that he thought he was being "sexy".

Ugh...shivers...

Distributorcap said...

guitar lessons....

Dale said...

A bigger gun?

kim said...

A holster; that won't irritate his fur rug?

Freida of the Bees said...

Well, you won't need to get him a swim noodle, 'cause it looks like he's got one over there on the left, now that I study the picture, which I am pathologically drawn to do in my attempt to make Mr. Bee jealous.

Anonymous said...

The guy makes it very easy for everybody to see what he's trying to compensate for, just look at the position of the gun he's holding.

Freud would have loved that picture. Me, not so much.

(this is Warps, by the way)