The compound is under construction. Gathering enough plywood, galvanized tin and used trailers takes time, not to mention stockpiling all the shotgun ammo, canned goods and bourbon.
I liked you better with short hair.
How about a Wii and a pink shammy?
I'm away for two days and I come home to this? (Is he threatening to shoot off his own penis?)
You get him a social disease.
Well, first, I'd get him a nice muu-muu so I could keep my gorge down.Then, I'd run. And run. And run...
A shirt and some pants, perhaps.
Obviously a Telecaster.Laura.
Shave and a haircut, two bits!
My phone number, obviously.
Get him a gig as a stand-in for Ron Jeremy.
And here depicted is Tony Montana's younger, lesser known cousin, Chuy.First, jou get de guns. Then, jou get de guitars. Then, jou go on E Harmony wit a foto caliente, then jou get de girls
What do you get him?1. Guitar lessons.2. A gun cleaning kit.3. the shoulder holster of his choice.4. A trenchcoat.5. A scrunchie.That ought to cover it.Doc
A facebook page?A shred of dignity?
Did you book this guy recently?
I think I'm blind.
Um, some creams and lotions to clear up that groin rash?
I don't know what you get him, but I need some eyewash, stat!
Gift certificate for full-body wax and a paper bag for his head. Clothing is another option.And I need a neuralyzer.
I can't even begin to tell you how wrong that picture is. That's even more disturbing than the clowns. No, I take that back-- the most disturbing thing is that he thinks he's hot.
I agree with Johnny Yen, still if you wanna know what a man wants, it's a bj. Not complicated, no pix necessary, simple.
One last thought-- if he was careless with that handgun, where it's placed, he might do the human race a favor and guarantee that he won't procreate.
I just realized that he should've entered Adult Swim's "Carl Lookalike" contest!
Clothing, a full body wax, and a treadmill?
You've seen it...you can't unsee it!What do you suppose the circumstances are that led this gentleman to take the picture. Do you suppose he intended it to be humorous or that he thought he was being "sexy".Ugh...shivers...
A bigger gun?
A holster; that won't irritate his fur rug?
Well, you won't need to get him a swim noodle, 'cause it looks like he's got one over there on the left, now that I study the picture, which I am pathologically drawn to do in my attempt to make Mr. Bee jealous.
The guy makes it very easy for everybody to see what he's trying to compensate for, just look at the position of the gun he's holding.Freud would have loved that picture. Me, not so much.(this is Warps, by the way)
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