Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Dye Pack 1, Bank Robber 0



That's not blood, that's dye.

The man in the picture, Daniel Duran, allegedly robbed a bank in Houston, Texas. He was arrested "a short time later, after the dye packs exploded while still allegedly down his pants. Duran was taken to an area hospital with second degree burns to his genital area."


11 comments:

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Ouch.

Erik Donald France said...

Dingbat. Though I'm amazed that some people do get away with bank robberies, still.

dguzman said...

YeeeeOUCH!

It's like swift justice is already happening for this criminal! What a country!

dguzman said...

By the way, just noticed your sidebar--you are smokin' hawt!

Wren said...

I wonder if he dropped, rolled and crawled before the law arrived?

SkylersDad said...

Obviously a criminal mastermind.

Randal Graves said...

Is that a dye pack in your pants, well, you all know the rest.

Cormac Brown said...

When I was a teenager, I too had a dye-pack in my pan...nevermind.

bubbles said...

karma

theideaofprogress said...

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

I don't...

That's just hilarious.

Cap'n Ergo "XL" Jinglebollocks said...

this "dye pack" biz fascinates me. Is it intentionally caustic for just such an emergency? And why not make it flourescent green or something else that would stand out?

And why, if you've robbed a fucking bank, take him to th hospital? Or is that "cruel and unusual"??