Monday, May 11, 2009

You have a choice

It's either cast resin lawn critters with dead black eyes:



or heads in a bag:



Your choice. Don't screw this up.

19 comments:

Coaster Punchman said...

Wait, will the heads be lawn ornaments? If so, I vote for them. Definitely.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Heads in a bag!

Freida Bee, MD said...

OK. OK. Cast resin lawn critters with dead black eyes. There. I said it!

Dr. Zaius said...

What! No brains?

Doc said...

I'll take "Heads in a Bag" for $500 Alex.

Doc

SkylersDad said...

Head in a bag is the only way to go!

Lisa said...

Oh my gawd! The pressure! The pressure!

Randal Graves said...

A head bag, it's chock full of heady goodness!

bubbles said...

Lawn critters, I think.

Cap'n Ergo "XL" Jinglebollocks said...

what about black, dead resin heads in a bag? Can I go for that??

Bubs said...

Cap'n, only what you see on the menu pal.

Mnmom said...

I'll take the heads in a bag, but hold the onions and I'll have some ranch on the side.

lulu said...

Heads please.

Erik Donald France said...

Either way, it looks like Twin Peaks!

Megan said...

Can't we have both?

Johnny Yen said...

I'll take heads in a bag any day!

Cormac Brown said...

Finally an online "either or" that doesn't involve schtupping Henry Kissenger or death as an option.

dguzman said...

Um, is that a giant vibrator in the bag with the heads?

I'll take the bag o' heads. And head.

GETkristiLOVE said...

Heads in a bag. Always.