Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Even furries have standards

"...we can't have that going on at the furmeet"

Excerpt from a text message sent to Richael Michels, a 45 year old Fort Collins mother accused of introducing her daughter's 16-year-old ex-boyfriend to the "furry lifestyle" and having sex with him. The text was sent by a fellow furry who disapproved of the conduct.



Richael was known to her victim as "Kitteh".

Do not want.

8 comments:

SkylersDad said...

Why the fur lifestyle? What could possibly be exciting about getting sweaty in a rabbit suit?

Me no getty

Barbara Bruederlin said...

My life is so sheltered. Pretty happy about that, actually.

Randal Graves said...

Do you remember a time when furries meant those who wore the pelts of once-living animals? Pepperridge Farm remembers.

vikkitikkitavi said...

What is up with the furries. They are in the news constantly now. I would prefer to return to the time when that wasn't so.

Whiskeymarie said...

Furries freak me out. And like skylersdad said- getting sweaty in those suits? That can't possibly smell good.

Mnmom said...

The human race is a vast collection of some seriously strange folks.

Splotchy said...

Do not want.

You're killin' me. One of the funniest things I have read in recent memory. Thanks.

kirby said...

If I had to resort to wearing an animal suit to get a teenage boy to have sex with me, I think I'd just call it a day.