What kind of proof, you ask?
Rabid otter mauls Venice walker, 96
The otter is normally thought of as a reasonably adorable creature. Except in Florida, where they attack the elderly. Yes, a 96-year-old man was brutally savaged by a rabid 3-foot-long otter.
Fortunately for the victim, instead of being discovered by your average sun and crack-addled Floridian, a good Samaritan came to his aid. Here's the money quote from the 911 call:
"There's a man on the ground with an otter on him..He's lost a lot of blood. This otter is nonstop...Please hurry."
They finally beat the otter senseless with a shovel. The victim survived; the otter's condition is unknown.
Florida--if it's not the alligators, it's the g*ddam otters...
43 comments:
Wow, those Florida GOP candidates are really branching out.
He otter be more careful next time!
Bada boom, thank you. thank you very much!
Jiminy crickets!
"This Otter is Nonstop" Finally, a tag line equal to "What's the Frequency Kenneth?"
Geez-a-loo remind me not to move to Florida!!
Worthy of the last line of a Herzog movie.
"We have a 10-80 out here, a truck on fire, we have a man on the lift. We are unable to find the switch to turn the lift off, can't stop the dancing chickens. Send an electrician, we're standing by."
-- Stroszek
Is it awful that I laughed really loud? Yes?
茜茜知道他有了外遇！
他變得春風滿面，嘴裡總是哼著歌曲
他開始變得有耐心聽她說話、會買禮物給她、甚至帶她出遊
茜茜知道這是因為他對外遇有愧疚
她沒有揭穿丈夫的外遇，甚至享受這樣的生活
茜茜偷偷的跟姐妹滔說：感謝老公的外遇帶來更美好的夫妻生活！
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