The compound is under construction. Gathering enough plywood, galvanized tin and used trailers takes time, not to mention stockpiling all the shotgun ammo, canned goods and bourbon.
It felt good to say that--"President Obama". I felt compelled to write this letter to our new president.
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Dear President Obama,
I write to you today in a spirit of great hope for the future. You have made it clear that we are faced with many grave and daunting tasks, and you have promised to begin work immediately. I applaud you for your determination and your honesty in facing the difficult times ahead, and the forthright way in which you call upon we, the people, to pitch in and work together.
There are many pressing issues. You will be called upon immediately to take steps to right the economy. There are millions of Americans lacking health care. Our brave military is still engaged in Iraq and Afghanistan. And you're still going to have to do a lot of damage control after the whole Rick Warren thing. Yes, you are.
Truly, there are dozens of issues requiring your immediate action and attention. You said today
"We remain a young nation, but in the words of Scripture, the time has come to set aside childish things. The time has come to reaffirm our enduring spirit; to choose our better history; to carry forward that precious gift, that noble idea, passed on from generation to generation: the God-given promise that all are equal, all are free, and all deserve a chance to pursue their full measure of happiness."
Your phrase "childish things" struck a chord in me, and in that spirit, as a proud and vigilant American voter, I have only one request of your administration.
I recently learned that the outgoing administration has spent nearly $1.5 billion on abstinence-only sex education. That money has been doled out to a variety of organizations like Elizabeth's New Life Center, which got a grant for $800,000. And that money helped pay the salary of a clown named Derek Dye, proud graduate of Barnum & Bailey Clown College, so that Derek could toss out bon mots to middle schoolers, like "Sex before marriage will destroy all of your life’s dreams!” while wearing a bad sweater vest and juggling bowling pins. Derek is pictured here:
And you can see a video of his mad juggling skillz here:
My bride, reading this over my shoulder and seeing the video of Mr. Dye, piped up. She said, and I quote, "I'd take abstinence-only education a lot more seriously if anyone who looked like they had even a remote chance of getting f*cked was promoting it." Mr. President, I've learned to trust her judgment on things like this.
So there you have it, Mr. President. Do our nation proud, and stop the madness. We're only one executive order away from an abstinence-only clown-free America.
God bless you, and God bless the United States of America.
-Our younger daughter, watching the growing disparity in electoral votes after McCain's concession speech
That about sums it up.
A few observations, in no particular order:
The pundits and newscasters were trying their hardest to keep up the suspense, hyper-analyzing every possible result to try and make it look like a competitive race. Then it was like a switch flipped, and BAM. Over. I got the impression they were simply killing time until the polls closed in California, and then they couldn't get it over with fast enough. Johnny Yen sponsored a Beat Johnny Yen contest, inviting readers to pick the time/network that would first call for Obama. I had initially placed a bet for earlier in the evening, until I remembered that networks are reluctant to call while the polls are still open. I picked MSNBC calling at 10:03pm CST. I was close but, big dummy, I wasn't even watching MSNBC at the time:
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On Sunday a coworker told me about his in-laws going to volunteer for McCain here in the northwest suburbs. When they went to the campaign office closest to them, it was closed. I told him about the series done by FiveThirtyEight.com that featured a photographer and reporter visiting campaign offices around the country, and describing the contrast between empty or closed McCain offices and busy, enthusiastic Obama offices.
On election day I got done with my chores and had a few hours to kill, so I decided to volunteer, wanting to help Mark Walker or Dan Seals. I was hoping I'd get to drive people to the polls or something. When I got to the Wheeling Township Democratic Party office, they were jammed with people. They didn't need any drivers, and they asked if I'd be willing to make some phone calls. Sure thing. They directed me to an office park in Arlington Heights, and I met Joy, the lady running the call center. They had more volunteers than they had jobs to do. She expected 3-5 volunteers, and there were 14 of us when I got there. A bunch of high school and college kids arrived as I sat making calls, and they started to send teams out to knock on doors and remind people to vote. The group of volunteers was a nice cross section of America--about equally divided between men and women, mostly white with a few blacks and latinos, and ranging in age from 13 to senior citizen. And they all seemed happy and energetic--there was a lot of friendly chatter and laughter between calls.
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Speaking of happy and excited, our polling place was busier than I've ever seen it in 18 years. There were 23 polling booths set up for 3 precincts, and at 11:45 am everything was busy but running smoothly. We walked right up and only had one person in line in front of us. I decided that I could spot the Democratic voters because they all looked excited and upbeat. I've never seen so many broad smiles at a polling place.
Get a load of this--the township I live in, Wheeling Township, is the most Republican township in Cook County. It cast 12,000 Republican ballots in the February primary, more than anywhere else in Cook County. Obama won a majority in this area, and Mark Walker got elected as state representative in what was formerly considered a Republican stronghold. For some reason, though, Mark Kirk was able to again fend off Dan Seals, so we still have a Republican congressman. Go figure.
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For those of you who voted "NO" to the proposal for a new constitutional convention in Illinois, thank you! The proposal was voted down by a margin of 64% - 35%. Again, I thank you and my pension fund thanks you.
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Upon watching his concession speech I suddenly saw John McCain as a tragic hero, and I regretted some of the angry and mean-spirited things I'd said about him.
I had always liked McCain as a politician and as a public figure; I supported him in the 2000 primary and, had he won, I would have voted for him against Al Gore in the general election. There were a few moments in this campaign where I got the sense that he was watching his own campaign slip out of his control--the exchange with the "he's an Arab" woman, for instance--and that he felt powerless to stop it. He made his own Faustian bargain, bringing on all the Rove and Bush operatives to run things for him, and then once he made that play he had to stick with it. How must he have felt these last few days? It must have been an awful moment when he realized that hiring and appealing to the people in the GOP who never liked or trusted him in the first place wasn't going to bring him victory.
I think that moment came for him some weeks ago, and it was painful watching him go through the motions after that, right up until yesterday. Now it's over, and giving one of the most simple and gracious concession speeches I can remember probably won't do much to ameliorate the anger, resentment and outright hatred his campaign generated in its closing weeks.
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Yesterday was the first time our eldest daughter got to vote in a presidential election. She was thrilled, and I'm so glad that there are millions of young people like her, enthusiastic and engaged. I hope they all stay that way; our nation is going to need them, and all of us, in the coming years.
There's an apocryphal story about FDR paying a visit to retired Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. shortly after his inauguration in 1932. After the meeting, Holmes supposedly said that FDR had a "second class intellect, but a first class temperament." I still haven't decided if Barack Obama has the potential to be another FDR, but I'm keeping my fingers crossed.
I'm reporting from a secure, undisclosed location in Louisville, Kentucky. Pictured here is the S.R.C. mobile command center, a miracle of modern digital technology, compact firepower and ancient distilling arts.
What am I doing here?
Right now I'm watching John McCain gesturing forcefully on the television, and a group of chubby rednecks is noisily grabbing ice and snacks from the vending machines across from my room.
I've driven down here with my mom to visit some old friends of hers and to take the first steps toward finding the future home of the compound. Tomorrow we're going to do a little road trip through the bluegrass region, stopping to visit a couple of distilleries along the way. On Thursday we're heading into northern Kentucky to visit a few farms that are for sale.
