Showing posts with label civil service. Show all posts
Showing posts with label civil service. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

I lost the nest egg

Say it! Say it! Say "I lost the nest-egg." Go on, say it!
-Albert Brooks as David Howard, Lost in America
I wouldn't exactly say the nest-egg is gone, and we definitely didn't lose it. Here's what happened.

About 4 months ago, when interest rates dropped dramatically, we tried to refinance our mortgage. Our credit is good (710+) and we had about $75,000 in equity in our home (we thought). The appraisal came back about $30,000 less than when we last refinanced about two years ago, and that put us just outside the 20% equity needed to
to refinance at the rate we wanted. We decided it wasn't worth pursuing at that point.

Fast forward to now. The rates dropped again, and we qualified for a new refinance program (what my brother the mortgage guy refers to as "Obama loans") that would get us a 4.875 % for a 30 year fixed loan. We had to get a new appraisal.

According to the new appraisal, our house is worth $45,000 less than it was 4 short months ago. We now have, according to this appraisal, zero equity in our home after living here for 19 years.

Never in the last 20 years have I been so grateful to have a secure government job with a solvent pension fund. We still qualify for the refinance, and that will save us about $200 a month. Other than the anxiety-inducing knowledge that what we had viewed as a nest-egg (about $75,000 in equity) has vanished, it won't create any real impact on our day to day lives for the moment. It does mean, though, that there will be no early retirement. Moving back south any time in the next 5 years is a dead idea now. There will be no more trips to Kentucky to look at farm properties. The compound in all its sprawling, fortified, rural glory will remain a pipe dream for probably another decade. I'm sure that the value of our house will come back, and things will work out.

We explained the situation to our daughters: if MizBubs and I did not have reliable jobs, we would now essentially be one paycheck away from being dead broke. If we needed to relocate, we would walk away from the sale of our home with whatever we had in our checking account and would no longer be able to own a home. Our girls have learned a valuable lesson about the vagaries of our economic system, and I don't think they'll be taking much for granted now.

I am going to bed now to count my blessings.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

20 years of excellence in law enforcement

Today is my anniversary. I have been on the job 20 years, which means that, unless I go out and commit a felony, I could quit tomorrow and when I turn 50 I'll collect a pension of 50% of whatever my top pay is. Until I die, and then MizBubs gets it until she dies. For every year I hang on beyond this, I get an extra 2.5% until I max out at 75% at 30 years.

Thank Jeebus for the civil service.

Who would ever have thought this whole cop thing would have worked out so well for me?

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Back to work, you.

Yep. Vacation is over. Time to get back to my real job:



Fighting crime
!

Saturday, March 10, 2007