It's hard to say goodbye to Halloween.
Once again I'm having that post-Halloween letdown. It's made a little easier by the knowledge that we're never more than a few days away from our next scary movie rental, and we can always stop and look at the Dia De Los Muertos stuff in our dining room.
Looking around this morning I saw that Kirby is experiencing those Halloween blues too, aggravated by a loss in her family and the wildfire evacuations and all...stop by and wish her well.
Mob has a horrid little video set to a horrorpunk song "1,000 Corpses", and Kim from A Sunny Thought has some nice stuff here if you don't feel like letting go yet.
There's a dozen things I should be doing, but I'm sitting on my ass swilling coffee, waiting for inspiration to strike.
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1) A man was arrested after asking his new online buddy to help him kill someone for the purpose of having sex with the corpse (and no, it's not Wisconsin--there are no trick questions here)
2) A man passed out drunk on his way home from a Halloween party, in full zombie makeup. He was mistaken for a murder victim and police were called.
3) A child became entangled in his family's spider web decorations and was nearly strangled to death.
4) A man was caught trying to smuggle two large dildos, hidden in sausages, into Dubai.
5) A man was arrested for placing his roommate in a headlock and biting off part of his ear.
6) Prison guards allowed two female inmates to wed each other in an elaborate ceremony featuring wedding rings fashioned from human hair and dental floss.
Leave your best guesses in the comments. Answers tomorrow.
Now, it's on to Thanksgiving...
A quick round of Germany or Florida, now that's the ticket!
1) A man was arrested after asking his new online buddy to help him kill someone for the purpose of having sex with the corpse (and no, it's not Wisconsin--there are no trick questions here)
2) A man passed out drunk on his way home from a Halloween party, in full zombie makeup. He was mistaken for a murder victim and police were called.
3) A child became entangled in his family's spider web decorations and was nearly strangled to death.
4) A man was caught trying to smuggle two large dildos, hidden in sausages, into Dubai.
5) A man was arrested for placing his roommate in a headlock and biting off part of his ear.
6) Prison guards allowed two female inmates to wed each other in an elaborate ceremony featuring wedding rings fashioned from human hair and dental floss.
Leave your best guesses in the comments. Answers tomorrow.
Now, it's on to Thanksgiving...
