I'll have the road omlette and a side of cow parts

It's 845 miles from Sheboygan, Wisconsin to Fairfax, Virginia, and evidently trucker news travels fast.

On February 11, an unknown trucker crashed his rig into a guard rail and spilled 165,000 eggs onto the highway. He high-tailed it outta there before the police showed up. Undoubtedly he'd heard, through the trucker grapevine, what happens when you spill a truck full of animal products onto the roadway, and then stick around to give the cops some lame-ass excuse.