Thursday, February 15, 2007

I'll have the road omlette and a side of cow parts

It's 845 miles from Sheboygan, Wisconsin to Fairfax, Virginia, and evidently trucker news travels fast.

On February 11, an unknown trucker crashed his rig into a guard rail and spilled 165,000 eggs onto the highway. He high-tailed it outta there before the police showed up. Undoubtedly he'd heard, through the trucker grapevine, what happens when you spill a truck full of animal products onto the roadway, and then stick around to give the cops some lame-ass excuse.

3 comments:

Johnny Yen said...

Narcozoology Pioneer Bubs-
He's probably sequestered in a seedy motel room, doing crystal meth and fondling an exotic mammal. Or fondling something.

Dino aka Katy said...

yeah that was a good one. wonder what he was on that he ran like that

Coaster Punchman said...

Still thinking of ideas for your visit to NYC.... maybe someone should start a roadkill museum. I wonder if that's been done already? Google, here I come....