...and the horse you rode in on.

In alcohol-related news, this just in from Culpeper, Virginia:

...Police said two people now charged with public drunkenness did try to evade capture on horseback.

They were caught when one was knocked off his horse after riding into a utility wire and the other fell off her horse, police said.

OUCH

Yeah, so it's Monday again. Maybe you had a great weekend, or maybe your weekend sucked, but one thing's for sure: I'll bet you're pretty darn glad that you aren't Michael Lenahan, pictured in the exciting photo above. Right about the same time this picture was snapped, the bull also gored Michael's brother, Lawrence.

As for me, I figure any weekend that doesn't end in an emergency room visit or a call to my insurance agent is a good one.

I believe the children are our future

Meet Andrew Riley. He's 13 years old, has a bowl haircut, likes playing basketball, and, according to Athens County, Ohio prosecutors, has committed 128 crimes, mostly felonies. Here's the response from one of his neighbors:

“When we did find out who it was, it sure didn’t surprise me any,” said Tammy Glick, who said neighbors had suspected the 13-year-old of breaking garage windows and stealing bicycles in recent years.

This link features a video that includes a brief interview with Andrew's "stepfather" James Blake. Mr. Blake expresses his bafflement, and seems to blame birth order for Andrew's problems:

"He's our oldest, you know. He's our first born and he's been through a lot."