"I'm no role model."
--Charles Barkley
I've never been a huge fan of pro sports; I like football and I'll go to a baseball game or two every season. Lately, though, professional athletes (I'm limiting my observations to baseball, basketball and NFL football here) resemble nothing so much as out of control man-children. Like Minnesota Timberwolves center Eddie Griffin, who crashed his Cadillac Escalade, drunk, while masturbating to a porn tape he watched on his dash-mounted DVD player. At least he wasn't shooting a handgun Yosemite Sam-style as he crashed.
Now the two apparently star-struck cops who gave him a pass are under investigation themselves.
Some stories just write themselves.
Friday, June 30, 2006
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I heard about this on the radio this morning.
I almost peed on the car seat I was laughing so hard.
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