What has seven legs, male and female reproductive organs and nub antlers?
According to this story from the Fon du Lac Reporter, the answer is a freak deer that got run over by a truck. And of course, after running down the hermaphroditic deer with the extra limbs, cheesehead driver ate it.
At least he didn't f*ck it by the side of the road, as far as we know. That happens in Wisconsin.
You can see pictures of the deer here.