Ever get stuck next to someone on a train, bus or airplane, and that person just really bugs you? Thanks to the wonders of forwarded email, here's a way of dealing with them. It only works if you have a laptop computer with you.
1) Open your laptop case and remove the computer.
2) Position the computer so that your fellow passenger can clearly see the screen.
3) Close your eyes, tilt your head toward the sky, and mumble under your breath.
4) Then open this link.
Let the good times roll.