Thursday, March 29, 2007

And you thought you had a bad day at work...

Yes indeedy, no matter how bad your day at work might be, it could probably be worse:

Man's penis caught in saw mill

TOM ZED, POLICE REPORTER

March 29, 2007 03:00pm

Article from: The Advertiser

A WORKER was injured this afternoon when his penis became caught in machinery at a northern suburbs saw mill.

The man, 30, was working at the Parafield Gardens Saw Mill at about 1.50pm when his crotch and penis became caught in the chain of a piece of machinery.

He was taken to the Royal Adelaide Hospital. It is believed his injuries are not life threatening but he initially suffered uncontrollable bleeding.

A company spokesman said the man's injuries were not serious.

"He got caught in the log moving mechanism on one of the saws," he said.

13 comments:

Tenacious S said...

Because it's not bad enough that it happened, it's a thousand times worse that everyone he knows will know about it, and then some. ouch

jin said...

OMFG!!!

(and to think I clicked the link looking for a picture.....)

lulu said...

Holy crap,that's gotta smart.

Bubs said...

I notice that not a single man has commented on this.

Johnny Yen said...

OUCH! That hurts even thinking about it!

I read a story about a guy who walked into a factory's nurse's office with his schlong half torn off-- turned out that he worked a lathe, and would, um , pleasure himself using the leather belt on his lunch breaks, and got it caught. I'm hard-pressed to think of something stupider, except...

A nurse I dated in the eighties told me about how many guys they got in the emergency room who'd torn up their peckers trying to use a vacuum cleaner to self-pleasure. She said it was funny-- they all used the same story-- that they'd been vacuuming the stairs while wearing a bathrobe.

Anonymous said...

I worked in a saw mill for a day. Day 2 I was half way there then turned aorund and went to the Army recruiters instead. I had forseen pain without reward, but not of such a personal nature.
Shirmp

Barbara Bruederlin said...

No safety guards on that equipment? I can't imagine that this was a case of vacuuming the stairs in his bathrobe, was it?

Dino aka Katy said...

okay I am confused how is this NOT serious damn I mean it had to hurt like hell right guys?

Bubs said...

Katy, notice that the phrase "not serious" came from a "company spokesman", i.e., paid liar. I'm sure the owners of the sawmill don't want the public to think that:
a) their mill is wildly unsafe, or
b) their employees are in the habit of masturbating with saws

Barbara, there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamed of in your philosophy.

Shirmp, that says something.

Johnny, we could probably use this as an opportunity to segue into a discussion of impacted objects that result in emergency room visits. Thanks!

Danny Tagalog said...

You must have made this one up....

"jew" "girl" said...

how the fuck can being cock chopped NOT be serious? in what twisted fucking parallel universe is that even possible??? his dick was caught in a piece of chain.

omg.

omg.

omg.

justacoolcat said...

Talk about bragging rights. The man is so endowed his junk was swept in by a log moving mechanism.

Bubs said...

Yeah, if I had a dollar for every time my enormous johnson got in the way...

J.G. it was merely a flesh wound, not to worry...

Danny, I couldn't make this up...