A killer weasel attacked a Glenville, NY woman as she took out the garbage. The woman, thinking fast, beat the weasel off with a fire extinguisher after it sank its inch-long fangs into her foot.
Two intrepid cops responded to the scene as the weasel fled, resulting in a half-mile long chase through the snow. The weasel was shot and killed when he refused to show his hands.
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Do you think that to relax from her harrowing ordeal, she went inside, poured herself a scotch and put on an old Mothers of Invention record-- maybe "Weasels Ripped My Flesh?"
Weasels are totally bad-ass, and that one llived a brief and furious life.
Yay weasels!! They deserve more props yo.
I hope those fine and brave officers receive a medal because that is in no way a waste of taxpayer money.
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