Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Swing, baby!

News from Pennsylvania:

A woman pleaded guilty Tuesday to swinging her four-week-old son like a bat to hit her boyfriend...

This may come as a surprise to some of you--alcohol was involved.

8 comments:

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Dang kids can sure come in handy sometimes!

Johnny Yen said...

Well, at four months, it was about time he started pulling his weight around there. Can't be a slacker all his life.

Dino aka Katy said...

well you know with the bat so far away and the kid right there - anybody would have done that!!!

justacoolcat said...

Now that will make a great story to tell his special lady friends when he grows up.

Chris said...

I wouldn't sweat it. My parents used to use me as a bat all the time and I turned out OK. Artichoke hammer mustache!

lulu said...

When I first read that I thought it said 4-year-old, and I was really impressed that someone could pick-up and swing a kid that big (and that the kid managed to remain in stiff, immobile bat-like position.)

Mob said...

This kinda shit is why Jesus is never coming back.

Danny Tagalog said...

She's probably taken parental lessons from that fantastic media star Michael Jackson

Dangling Dan