News from Pennsylvania:
A woman pleaded guilty Tuesday to swinging her four-week-old son like a bat to hit her boyfriend...
This may come as a surprise to some of you--alcohol was involved.
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8 comments:
Dang kids can sure come in handy sometimes!
Well, at four months, it was about time he started pulling his weight around there. Can't be a slacker all his life.
well you know with the bat so far away and the kid right there - anybody would have done that!!!
Now that will make a great story to tell his special lady friends when he grows up.
I wouldn't sweat it. My parents used to use me as a bat all the time and I turned out OK. Artichoke hammer mustache!
When I first read that I thought it said 4-year-old, and I was really impressed that someone could pick-up and swing a kid that big (and that the kid managed to remain in stiff, immobile bat-like position.)
This kinda shit is why Jesus is never coming back.
She's probably taken parental lessons from that fantastic media star Michael Jackson
Dangling Dan
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