"Am I allowed to satisfy myself? It has been a long time since I have. What am I supposed to do, just keep it in?"
Yes, this freak actually asked his arresting officers if he could pleasure himself. You can read the whole story here.
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I am somewhat disturbed by the fact that I can't see this man's hands.
Hasn't he ever heard of
"Don't Ask, Don't Tell"
Sheesh.
well I am sure he'll have all the "pleasure" he can handle behind bars - I am sure someone will take him under their wing
Ugh. I gotta go take a shower now, I feel so dirty.
And, appropriately, my word verification is asigh.
You mean I have to ask permission from now on?
Barbara, not around here.
Beth, just be careful not to drop the soap.
Katy, yes, there's something to think about. Child offenders don't do too well in the prison setting.
Kim, he was probably hoping to get extra credit for being polite and asking.
Splotchy, reminds me of the last weenie waver we got. He was at the library, kneeling between the stacks doin' his thing, and the officer that found him grabbed him and handcuffed him so fast he didn't have time to tuck himself back in. The officer ended up tying his jacket around his waist like an apron, rather than risk un-handcuffing him.
Ah, it's the smiles that keep us going.
"weenie waver"? Giggle.
I suppose if he knows he's going to jail he figures what did he have to lose?
mob, I suppose so. Most of the ones I've run into at least have a sense of shame once they actually get caught. I haven't met one yet who wants to finish what he was doing.
Lulu, you've never heard that term before? I love it. It's descriptive.
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