Thursday, August 09, 2007

Given a choice


Given a choice, would you take Christian Clowns?

Or Christian nudists?

Before you choose, read this article:

Naked Before God

I'll leave it up to you to decide. Ministering clowns or Bible-believing nudists. I'll tell you this, though--at the rate things are going, Tennessee and Virginia are both well on the way to becoming the new Florida.

16 comments:

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Who could possibly decide, they are both scary as hell. I was just relieved not to see any rubber noses on the nudists because that would make for a perfect storm of ugliness.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

I gotta choose clowns because usually the people who are in to nudism are usualy people you least likely want to see naked.

Beth said...

I'm going for Nekkid Christians. Makes the service with the snakes much more interesting.

Grant Miller said...

I used to think nude beaches and nudist colonies were filled with amazingly hot naked women who just hung out and played volleyball and drank margaritas.

Somewhere along the line, that image was shattered.

Thanks for bringing these harsh truths to light.

kirby said...

Well, Jesus did say, "Blessed are the breasts and the children." I don't recall his position on floppy shoes. I'd have to go with the Christian nudists.

Dale said...

I'll take nekkid Kristians to block.

SamuraiFrog said...

Definitely the nudists. I can just look up at the sky. Clowns... *shudder*

Mob said...

I'll take the nudists, because I find colorful balloon crucifixes off-putting, and the kids will just use them as swords anyway.

Flannery Alden said...

Dear lord...is death an option?

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Erik Donald France said...

I'll have to go with Flannery's sentiments on this one.

Send in the Panzers.

BeckEye said...

I hate clowns of all denominations.

Coaster Punchman said...

How on Earth would I be able to make such a Sophie's choice?

Johnny Yen said...

C, none of the above?

Doc said...

I have to go with the nudists. At least they have nothing to hide.

Doc

wonderturtle said...

Nudists, no contest.