Yes indeedy, it's Weenie-Waver Wednesday!
Today's story works on so many levels. It's got:
-Driving while (partly) naked
-Christian radio personalities
Tommy Tester, pastor at Gospel Baptist Church in Bristol, Virginia, got a little freaky at the car wash in Johnson City, Tennessee. Now, after reading the above article, and this story, it's clear what the Rev. Tester did, but maybe not the order in which he did it:
- He exposed himself
- He was wearing a skirt
- He offered to orally pleasure the investigating officers
- He rolled out of his car and pissed in a car wash bay with a bunch of kids nearby
- He had an open bottle of vodka in his car
- He was intoxicated
- He had a bottle of Oxycodone in the car with him
Rev. Tester is also an employee of Christian radio station WZAP-AM, "The One to Turn To."
In a surprising turn of events, Rev. Tester has denied the charges, and the owner of WZAP, Al Morris, is asking listeners to pray for Tester.
*Note: Here's another item in a long list of things I like about the South--newspaper writers with names like Kacie Dingus Breeding.