Tuesday, February 26, 2008

S.R.C. Survival Tip # 1

I'm introducing a handy new feature here at the Compound, a sporadic but ongoing series of useful survival tips for intrepid tourists and concerned Americans.

Sprawling Ramshackle Compound Survival Tip # 1:

Do not swim in chum-infested waters. A shark might eat you.

That's all for today.


Mnmom said...

Whew! So glad I read your tip! I was about to swim in chum-infested waters.

SkylersDad said...

Thank God you are here for us sir!

Johnny Yen said...

Sounds like a little Darwinism at work there.

I was surprised to see the victim was a lawyer. I had the understanding that sharks usually leave lawyers alone out of professional courtesy.

GETkristiLOVE said...

Good one JYen!

I've been on dive vacations and have seen shark dives advertised. I always ask them... so how do you attract the sharks? After they get one sentence into answering me (they chum the waters), I say, "Who's stupid enough to do that?"

Well now I know.

Grant Miller said...

You also have to watch for those pesky land sharks.