I'm introducing a handy new feature here at the Compound, a sporadic but ongoing series of useful survival tips for intrepid tourists and concerned Americans.
Sprawling Ramshackle Compound Survival Tip # 1:
Do not swim in chum-infested waters. A shark might eat you.
That's all for today.
5 comments:
Whew! So glad I read your tip! I was about to swim in chum-infested waters.
Thank God you are here for us sir!
Sounds like a little Darwinism at work there.
I was surprised to see the victim was a lawyer. I had the understanding that sharks usually leave lawyers alone out of professional courtesy.
Good one JYen!
I've been on dive vacations and have seen shark dives advertised. I always ask them... so how do you attract the sharks? After they get one sentence into answering me (they chum the waters), I say, "Who's stupid enough to do that?"
Well now I know.
You also have to watch for those pesky land sharks.
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