Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Super Fat Tuesday



I hereby officially proclaim today to be SUPER FAT TUESDAY.

A quick trip to Super H Mart landed me some outstanding fresh shrimp for only $5.99/pound, and fresh oysters too! We ended up having a tasty dinner, washed down with Abita Turbo Dog beer, while we watched election results. I don't have any pictures or recipes, but suffice it to say that there was bacon, and more than one stick of butter. And not one, but
two big iron skillets.

Not all the results are in, but here at Sprawling Ramshackle Compound we're ready to make one announcement:

Mike Huckabee is well on his way to being the GOP nominee for Jesusland.

Now all I have to do is get the rest of the PTA Moms for Obama, who've been slugging back Sazeracs and celebrating all night, to get dressed and go home already.



Next up: Lent.


6 comments:

Dino aka Katy said...

wonder where I can get one of those shirts????

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Tit-tastic Tuesday!

Erik Donald France said...

surely you wouldn't give bacon up for Lent?

Huckabee, good Lord -- who are those people?

Dystopia said...

Dad, that is grotesque! You need to post warnings for shite like that!

Grant Miller said...

God Bless Mike Huckabee.

jewgirl said...

is huckabee not the sickest fuck going?! the man wants to rewrite the constitution and base it on biblical law.

thanks gods rominey is out. I wish mccain would drop out, too. he worries me.