The compound is under construction. Gathering enough plywood, galvanized tin and used trailers takes time, not to mention stockpiling all the shotgun ammo, canned goods and bourbon.
My lovely bride observed, but claims not to have participated in a cow-tipping in her illustrious youth.
The cow you tipped over might disagree with you.
Welcome to the South!
Is there a particular technique involved?
I didn't know there were cows in DFW airport!
that drive must have been more stressful than I thought
As long as it didn't involve American Airlines again, all is well . . .
As long as by "tipping" you don't mean "just the tip" I think you're ok.
Does this involve your handcuff training in any way, shape or form?
did you really tip a cow? How does that work? Seriously. Do you just walk up to the cow and push hard or lightly? Does it truly tip over or is that a myth? Spill.
All I can say is you "best be strapped, 24/7." You've made the bad guy list with those Chik-fil-A cows.
i hope you left at least 15%. a cow has to pay rent too
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