I am about to pull a Planes, Trains and Automobiles. I just rented a car and am going to drive home tomorrow. I figure I can make it in around 14 hours or so.
Which is way faster, and with more comfortable seating and meal service, and cheaper, than American Airlines can.
And I will never again fly to Dallas on business without first:
- Making some kind of burnt offering or sacrifice to every deity I can think of,
- Bringing all my good luck charms, amulets, religious icons, gris-gris, and
- Charging a LOT more money than I did this time.