For instance, this phrase: "hot chubby Latina midget."
Actually, there were two of them walking around the carnival tonight. Neither one of them had any tattoos visible, and I lost sight of them in the crowd. Really, though, only one of them was hot. The other just acted like she was.
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I think that this is influenced by the canoe incident.
Oh Bubs, oh Bubs...
I'm crying from laughing over this Bubs. Thank you. This might get me that early retirement I've wished for as they cart me out of here.
Heh,heh,heh.
I sense there's more going on here than I'm capable of understanding...
won't somebody think of the donkeys?
I am curious why you chose to inform us of the lack of tattoos?
Was that some sort of deal-breaker?
Wry observations ;-> And a salute to George Carlin!
Honestly, Bubs, you just tickle me. I can't stop giggling.
Wren, I'm glad. Thank you!
Erik, wry? That's pretty much just like a police report.
Skylersdad, the lack of visible tattoos seemed noteworthy, especially compared to everyone else walking around. But now that you mention it...a tattooed midget? Wow.
pOnk, shortly after seeing them I know I did.
Cap'n, there's always more going on than I understand. I just stick to the facts.
Kirby...yes.
Dale, some time we'll have to get together. We just have to.
Fran, no. This is a result of my working an overtime detail providing security for a carnival. It's always a wonderful opportunity to observe life's rich pageant.
Eek!
Ah the carneval. When I was a teenager, the carnival at the Mount Prospect Plaza was one of the few places on the forbidden list. I can't imagine why they didn't want their 16-year-old daughter and her friends hanging out with the carnies.
Ten S and I, of course, broke this rule after getting high and seeing Fantasia--we locked the keys in the car and had to have a nie police officer open the car for us.
Well you know what they say-- once you've been with a hot latina midget, you never go back...
I am fucking howling! My favorite line is, "The other just acted like she was hot." What a kick ass visual. HAHAHAHAHA.
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