The holiday is over

Phrases I never expected to think of, let alone say out loud

For instance, this phrase: "hot chubby Latina midget."

Actually, there were two of them walking around the carnival tonight. Neither one of them had any tattoos visible, and I lost sight of them in the crowd. Really, though, only one of them was hot. The other just acted like she was.

Lettuce Dogs

Yes, that's what I said. Lettuce dogs.

There they go, toiling away for their midget masters.










I'm ready to end my all marathon, all the time, posting now. I'll start the break with this week's random ten:

Poor Boy—Elvis Presley

Fort Worth Jail—Skeets McDonald

Leave Me Alone—Lou Reed

Fancy—Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Terminator X To The Edge of Panic—Public Enemy

You're The One For Me, Fatty—Morrissey

Long Black Veil—Nick Cave

Hillbilly Hare—The Carl Stalling Project

Cryin' But My Tears Are Far Away—The Knitters

Take It Off—The Genteels

That is all.