Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Law Enforcement Quote of the Week

"I don't believe it does affect my credibility at all because this is bigfoot...It would be one thing if I came out and said that I had something else that is tangible or real, but right now, as far as I'm concerned, there is no real bigfoot."

-Former Clayton County, Georgia, Police Officer Matthew Whitton, explaining why he should get his job back after being fired for perpetrating this summer's bigfoot hoax.

Officer Whitton and his former boss, Chief Jeff Turner, were featured in the Law Enforcement Quote of the Week of August 26, 2008.

8 comments:

SkylersDad said...

That's true. It's not like he was talking about Elvis is alive still...

Katie Schwartz said...

He could've also said he saw John Wayne over the weekend.

Such a hilarsquared comment.

dguzman said...

I'm still trying to figure out what the hell he said.

Gifted Typist said...

Yeah, it's not like he's going around starting wars over something like WMDs

Distributorcap said...

maybe he saw the tooth fairy as well

Some Guy said...

With logic like that, he should definitely get his job back, or perhaps pursue a job in politics.

Mathman6293 said...

Clayton county has many issues besides the bigfoot hoax.

DCup said...

Oh no! They'll probably put that clown in charge of the school district.