Friday, January 16, 2009

Law Enforcement Quote of the Week

"To my knowledge, it's uncommon for naked women to show up at the Cougar Store. If they did, we'd get more calls."

-Cowlitz County Sheriff's Captain Mark Nelson, referring to an incident where a naked woman wandered out of the woods and into a store in Cougar, Washington.

12 comments:

Randal Graves said...

Heh heh. We've never had a naked woman wander into the library.

SkylersDad said...

But that's only according to his knowledge, right? I mean, it could be happening all the time.

Grant Miller said...

Was the woman in fact a cougar?

Cormac Brown said...

Dang it, I got all excited for naked cougars and...nuthin'.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Damn you Grant Miller! You beat me to the punch.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

She seems to have picked the right town anyway, given her age.

Bubs said...

Barbara, really.

Dr MVM, Grant Miller, the report didn't say whether she hit on the young guy working the counter.

Cormac, sorry about that.

Skylersdad, you think they'd call the cops on this one naked lady, but not all the other naked ladies? Naw, I bet this was a one-time shot. It's Cougar, Washington, not Key West.

Randal, well then--you need to work on that.

Johnny Yen said...

Grant Miller beat me to the punch with that question.

Megan said...

Obviously, she had just transformed out of her werewolf shape.

GETkristiLOVE said...

Coyote-Ugly Store, maybe. But not the Cougar Store.

Freida of the Bees said...

"It's uncommon, but it does happen."

I was going to claim my jealousy of her obvious prowess, but then I read the article, and felt sorry for her.

I just hope there was a kind young policemen to help her with her nakedness when they took her, uh, downtown.

Spartacus said...

Hey, so she went to Cougar naked. Isn't it how that's done?