I knew that if I stayed on the job long enough eventually I would arrest someone named "Darwin".
It happened this afternoon. Alcohol was involved.
I have to get some sleep now.
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The compound is under construction. Gathering enough plywood, galvanized tin and used trailers takes time, not to mention stockpiling all the shotgun ammo, canned goods and bourbon.
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Waiting for details on how this case (*cough cough*) evolves.
(God that was painful, did I say that?)
You would think that after all the notoriety the awards have brought the name, some loser would have had his name legally changed to it by now.
yeah, but was it his FIRST name or last??
I'm always saying to The Missus that Darwinism does not hold true for humans. Just look at the weird news section of the paper or online, any celebutard, and Dubya.
Crime has evolved.
I'm guessing that he wasn't too evolved.
Have you ever arrested anyone named "Sherlock?" When he inevitably said something stupidly obvious, you'd be able to tell him "No shit, Sherlock!"
We can assume that the crime wasn't intelligently designed?
It had to happen sometime
Oh dear. We know someone up there named Darwin.
Bubs, poetic justice.
Your work is done.
Gifted, yes. Yes it is.
Lisa, is he a married car salesman with three kids who likes having sexual intercourse with 20 year old women who are unconscious?
MnMom, I'm surprised it took this long.
Randal Graves, that is a very safe assumption. Not only was the crime not intelligently designed, but he actually gave us a full verbal and written confession too.
Johnny, I've been waiting for that! No luck yet though.
Coolcat, not much, no.
Cormac, yep. We see plenty of evidence to support your theory.
Capn, his first.
Skylersdad, I don't think this guy read much.
Fran, hahahahaha...thank you.
It would totally be freaky if there was a FritzRoy involved too.
>It would totally be freaky if there was a FritzRoy involved too.
Or a Malthus.
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