Yesterday was one of those strange plate of shrimp days. The lattice of coincidence made several connections.
On the one hand, it's nice to know that readers and friends think of me and are quick to send stories that they think I'll get a kick out of, or use here for material. On the other hand, it's a sobering moment when you realize that when people see a story about predatory clowns or goat f*cking, you're the first person they think of. Take that, high school teachers who thought I'd never amount to anything!
Yesterday, March 13, was the 29th anniversary of the conviction of famous clown and Democratic precinct captain John Wayne Gacy. I thought that was a nice opportunity for a creepy clown post.
Before I could get started, I got an email from noted ghost hunter Marni alerting me that Stephen King's IT is about to be released on the big screen. You can thank her for the nice picture at the top of this post.
Splotchy sent me a BoingBoing link titled Mark Dery's Pyrotechnic Insanitarium Revival. You can thank them for reminding me of one of my favorite clown pictures, which I offer to you here:
Mark Dery is the author of The Pyrotechnic Insanitarium: American Culture on the Brink, a rollicking millenial nightmare published in 1999. He has recently put an essay from that book up on the interwebs in readable PDF format. It's titled Cotton Candy Autopsy: Deconstructing Psycho Killer Clowns. Enjoy the read.
Then another email from my favorite provocative and occasionally potty-mouthed pastry chef Jin. She thoughtfully updated me on the Florida legislature's ongoing efforts to make bestiality illegal. The case featured in the article involved a man who was arrested but never charged after asphyxiating Meg the Goat during copulation. He was prosecuted after another kidnapping (heh) several months later.
Yes, Florida currently has no law against bestiality. They've been working on addressing this problem for more than a year, and still haven't arrived at a suitable piece of legislation. The last time Florida's "anything goes" bestiality problem was in the news was in April 2008, when blind man Alan Yoder was arrested for sodomizing his guide dog. I profiled his case, and a few others, here.
I have no good closer for this, so I'll leave you with Crispin Glover. Have a nice day.
11 comments:
Crispin Glover singing about clowns? Congratulations, you have creeped me out beyond human reason.
I believe you are short-changing yourself Bubs. Clowns and goats aren't the only things you are famous for. I am sure that someday your Germany or Florida series will be required reading in most major universities.
No law against bestiality? So that's why Olberman did that story about the Florida congresswoman who thought animal husbandry meant that people were marrying animals.
This post is, according to MC Steele, off tha hook.
And we think of you in these terms because you're helping to document the seedy, therefore, true, side of our lunatic nation. That makes you like a hero or something. Or a clown. ;-)
Wow, we should do this Jeopardy-style with: "Question, what do you get when you mix Falco, Dr. Suess and David Lynch?"
I was too cheeped out at the end of this read to watch the video. What they all siad, even Randal. Word, man.
You're welcome! It's nice to know I don't have to keep these taboo things to my lonesome self anymore... giggling alone, in the dark, in my office... hee!
Thumbs up finding/choosing that Crispin Glover vid to meld w/your post!
Oh my word! Clown overload! I swear Gacy still gives me the super creeps.
They are going to remake Stephen King's novel "It"? Like the made for TV movie wasn't bad enough?
Crispin Glover's is indeed kind of scary.
you are welcome... and that picture still gives me the heebie jeebies.
Off to watch the video...
Just when I thought clowns couldn't get any creepier...
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