Thursday, October 08, 2009

TRUE AMATEUR PORN!

Check this out, true amateur porn!

Here are the girls, "true amateur models" Dallas and Ashlyn, at the start of their photo shoot:



So, how can you tell these girls are "true amateurs", and not just a couple of jaded small-time pro porn starlets? Check out this next photo and see if you can spot what marks this as a "true amateur" shoot:








Yes, you can tell it's "true amateur" porn when there's no wardrobe budget, and the talent shows up wearing menstrual blood-stained jeans:



Truly amateur, and classy!

13 comments:

Moderator said...

What is this "porn" you speak of? Is it found on the Internet somehow?

Joe said...

I heard about it on talk radio.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Thanks for clearing that up for me.

SkylersDad said...

I always thought true amateurs could be identified by black boxes across their bits and pieces?

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

If they're amateurs, does that mean they didn't get paid for this?

Mnmom said...

Oh My God if I ever catch my kids doing this I will beat them with those black boxes.

Randal Graves said...

Maybe it's part of a college internship.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Remedial laundry lessons for those young actors!

Megan said...

At least there's no tampon string hanging out.

Anonymous said...

Now that's klassy with a K. And gross with a big ass giant G.

Free Porn said...

Are those jeans Levi's red label?

Amy Guth said...

Haahahahahahahahahahahaha! Oh holy buckets of shit, hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

I'm howling! I'm at work! My coworkers cannot see this!

Cap'n Ergo "XL+II" Jinglebollocks said...

Ahhh.... Had it not bean 4-U, I might never otherwise have noticed!!