Eldest daughter, to friend on phone discussing the upcoming Zombies on Ice event in Millenium Park this weekend:
"No free-flowing blood. I don't know, it has to do with maintaining the ice, they don't want to get blood on it. I'm not sure."
Me, yelling from the next room after overhearing her end of the conversation:
"Blood gums up the zamboni."
Daughter:
"My dad says blood gums up the zamboni."
