I've fallen down on the job.
Between Halloween and the recent elections, I've failed in performing one of the most important tasks here at the Compound: namely, warning you all of the rising wave of animal attacks. I aim to make up for lost time.
First it was alligators, then a variety of animals including monkeys and bears. And emus.
Now it's squirrels.
It's a good thing I've got two scrappy terriers to keep those furry little nut-eating bastards away from the compound. Hopefully the dogs stay loyal.
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Let's not forget poor Steve Irwin, who died with his flippers on.
I heard that Bill Maher had a Steve Irwin costume, complete with Stingray stinger in his chest. He was ripped for bad taste-- it struck me that Steve would have found it very funny.
I hate those furry little rodent bastards.
And, Johnny Yen, I think Steve Irwin would have loved the Maher joke, too.
It may have been a bit soon, I saw the photo of Bill in his costume and it was a little crass.
Try this on. Bear with me, it relates to the original post. The follow up if you liked that is this one.
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