I've fallen down on the job.
Between Halloween and the recent elections, I've failed in performing one of the most important tasks here at the Compound: namely, warning you all of the rising wave of animal attacks. I aim to make up for lost time.
First it was alligators, then a variety of animals including monkeys and bears. And emus.
Now it's squirrels.
It's a good thing I've got two scrappy terriers to keep those furry little nut-eating bastards away from the compound. Hopefully the dogs stay loyal.