I know you're all expecting to see another sex fiend for Weenie Waver Wednesday. Sorry to disappoint, but Idaho REPUBLICAN Senator Larry "Glory Hole" Craig has sucked all the oxygen out of the weenie waver news cycle with his antics this week. I mean, really, what's the point digging up obscure perverts from small market media outlets when you've got a CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN senator getting arrested?
Of course, I have to put up a link to the arrest report and mug shot as a courtesy. Thank you, Smoking Gun.
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For this week's freak I return to a topic that's near and dear to me: narcozoology. This story comes from South Side Bureau Chief Dena. As a bonus, this also counts as a "Germany or Florida" story!
Amateur entomologist and herpetologist Mark Vogel, of Dortmund, Germany, was found by police after neighbors complained of the stink. Rather, they found what was left of him:
Mr. Vogel, high as a kite from an afternoon spent licking toads, became dizzy and staggered into one of the glass cases holding Bettina, his prized black widow spider. Hilarity ensued as the case broke open, Mr. Vogel engaging in a furious but relatively brief dance as Bettina, startled from her meal of termites, bit him repeatedly.
Amateur entomologist and herpetologist Mark Vogel, of Dortmund, Germany, was found by police after neighbors complained of the stink. Rather, they found what was left of him:
Being an expert in both the fields of narcozoology and crime scene reconstruction, and having the benefit of sharing a bourbon with the intuitive and perceptive MizBubs, I now have a working theory of his death. Remember, narcozoology is a bold new science, unafraid of making great intuitive leaps, unconcerned with the lack of what old science calls "facts."A police spokesman said: “It was like a horror movie. His corpse was over the sofa.
“Giant webs draped him, spiders were all over him. They were coming out of his nose and his mouth.
“There was everything there one could imagine in the world of reptiles.
Mr. Vogel, high as a kite from an afternoon spent licking toads, became dizzy and staggered into one of the glass cases holding Bettina, his prized black widow spider. Hilarity ensued as the case broke open, Mr. Vogel engaging in a furious but relatively brief dance as Bettina, startled from her meal of termites, bit him repeatedly.
21 comments:
RE: Mr. Vogel- I would love to see this played out on CSI (the original, not the spinoffs) this fall, and see you getting a writing credit. You find the best things in the news. As far as the photos of Mr. Craig go, I wouldn't trust this guy to watch my kids for ten minutes while I went for a pack of smokes, let alone vote him into the senate.
Working for the government must be like being a teacher. Lots of paperwork and the job just does weird stuff to you.
Doc
Doc, thanks. In the case of Sen. Craig, I think that being a f*cked-up, repressed right winger who can't cope with his own sexuality did weird stuff to him. Being a Senator just fueled his sense of immunity.
Be fair, Bubs. It's a witch hunt for "Glory Hole," y'know.
Thank you, thank you. I was pacing the floor last night wondering if Sen Craig would be this weeks featured Weenie Waver.
I didn't know about the tapping foot routine before this infotainment hit the wires. It may be better to miss a signal in public washrooms, but it's always flattering to be noticed. Thank you Senator for expanding my horizons.
how could that guy sleep in his zoo? Reptiles walking free? Spiders, termites ...
Spiders, lizards, and closeted gay Republicans, yikes.
The most surprising thing about the narcozoologist story is that the guy is described as a loner. Can't imagine why....
I never knew glory hole was his nickname.
Thanks!
thanks bubs,
didn't know licking toads could get a buzz on. lauralu
Glory hole is my new favourite word.
You can't blame the guy though, they put those hot cops in the bathrooms to tempt a guy, who wouldn't succumb?
hahaha my wv is coonsky!
Bubsy,
Well said. I agree.
When are we getting together to discuss this in depth?
So, um, are we saying it's *bad* to live in a home where spiders and lizards run free? Because, well...you know.
(I do think I might name one of my geckos "Helmut" in honor of this story though.)
You know, there aren't many bloggers out there today that would make a witty reference to the tarantela. Nicely done.
Oh, and by the way, Larry Craig IS NOT GAY!
That'll teach me to eat and blog.
I'm trying to picture just what was misunderstood. Maybe he'd run out of paper and was trying to signal for the cop in the next stall to give him some TP.
Kim is right-- we need to get together with the Bubs clan on a weekend we've got Adam to hang out and swap tales.
Love it!
As for Mr. Idaho, another one bites the dust . . . haha
Ohmyfuckinggod....
Miss you, Bubs. Hope everything is OK.
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