Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Freak of the week alumni update

Waaaaaay back in May, a character known only as the "Cheesehead foot freak" won our Freak of the Week contest. News items said a he was arrested for stealing 1,500 pairs of shoes from girls lockers at high schools and middle schools, and I was amazed that, given that level of freakery, I could not find his name or his picture.

Well, generally my attention span has been badly shortened, but I remember a good fetishist. So when I caught a headline about a foot fetishist burglar pleading guilty, I quickly followed the link.

Now, it is with great pleasure that I present to you Erik D. Heinrich:

You can read about his guilty plea here. It should come as no surprise to anyone who reads this blog that Heinrich had a previous shoe-fetish burglary conviction in 2005.

On, Wisconsin!


Barbara Bruederlin said...

It's so nice to keep in touch with old friends!

anandamide said...

An open letter to Mr. Heinrich:

Ok, you don't have the look of a very quick thinker, so let me help you out: If you want a sympathetic trial, when the police ask you why you were stealing girls shoes from a high school, don't say "for sexual gratification".

Just sayin'.

lauralu said...

along the lines of what anandamide posted...blame everything on your mother, go to rehab, find Jesus and save yourself.

Dino aka Katy said...

i think lauralu's got a point

Bubs said...

Katy, yes she does.

Laura, I think you need to copyright that exact phrase. I plan on using it here in the near future.

Anandamide, clearly this was an example of someone thinking he was going to get "honesty points" when he confessed.

Barbara, I'd like to think that's what I offer that the mainstream media doesn't--follow-up.

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