Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Law Enforcement Quote of the Week

"He was a self-employed, part-time clown."




-Nassau County, New York police detective John McGee, referring to the arrest of the above-pictured birthday clown Alexander Zacarias for multiple counts of child pornography.

"Self-employed, part-time clown"...

Are there any scarier words in the English language?

14 comments:

Mnmom said...

Yes, Teenage Christian Thespians.

Bill said...

"Self-employed, part-time clown"

Collectively these types could be referred to as SEPTiCs.

A catchy acronym is the first step toward raising public awareness.

kirby said...

SEPTiCs?!!!! That's awesome.

SkylersDad said...

Laughing my ass off at all of you, bringing your A game today!

Erik Donald France said...

Few could be scarier, unless they're "VP of the US, fulltime clown."

Hope they drill hard all along the coasts, especially Florida. Enjoy it America!

FranIAm said...

Yeeeech!!!!!!!!!!!

In a story that I have found impossible to write down, but is delivered nicely in words, preferably over drinks, I once had a date with a kid party clown.

I had a premonition (I kid you not) that this was this man's profession and I was right.

(FranIam shudders at the thought!)

When I make my way to your Tiki inspired Chicago world, we will all order up some drinks - you, Miz Bubs and others and I will tell the tale.

BeckEye said...

What was his other business? Masturbating?

Barbara Bruederlin said...

And no doubt he's writing a screenplay.

Dr. Zaius said...

If he he became a full-time clown, he could become a member of the GOP!

Echo said...

Dude, you can't *Circus Profile*... What's next?? All Strong Men are steroid abusers??? ;-)

Distributorcap said...

i thought people would have learned from Gacy

Writeprocrastinator said...

First, please blog more.

Second, no more clowns, you're starting to worry me.

Grant Miller said...

I think I've mentioned to you before that my former job was as a cops/courts reporter. Quotes like these that make me long for those days.

Jewgirl said...

Unfortunately yes... "Leather" and "Nanny" in an email address.

This clown is creepy as hell.