"He was a self-employed, part-time clown."
-Nassau County, New York police detective John McGee, referring to the arrest of the above-pictured birthday clown Alexander Zacarias for multiple counts of child pornography.
"Self-employed, part-time clown"...
Are there any scarier words in the English language?
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Yes, Teenage Christian Thespians.
"Self-employed, part-time clown"
Collectively these types could be referred to as SEPTiCs.
A catchy acronym is the first step toward raising public awareness.
SEPTiCs?!!!! That's awesome.
Laughing my ass off at all of you, bringing your A game today!
Few could be scarier, unless they're "VP of the US, fulltime clown."
Hope they drill hard all along the coasts, especially Florida. Enjoy it America!
Yeeeech!!!!!!!!!!!
In a story that I have found impossible to write down, but is delivered nicely in words, preferably over drinks, I once had a date with a kid party clown.
I had a premonition (I kid you not) that this was this man's profession and I was right.
(FranIam shudders at the thought!)
When I make my way to your Tiki inspired Chicago world, we will all order up some drinks - you, Miz Bubs and others and I will tell the tale.
What was his other business? Masturbating?
And no doubt he's writing a screenplay.
If he he became a full-time clown, he could become a member of the GOP!
Dude, you can't *Circus Profile*... What's next?? All Strong Men are steroid abusers??? ;-)
i thought people would have learned from Gacy
First, please blog more.
Second, no more clowns, you're starting to worry me.
I think I've mentioned to you before that my former job was as a cops/courts reporter. Quotes like these that make me long for those days.
Unfortunately yes... "Leather" and "Nanny" in an email address.
This clown is creepy as hell.
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