Wednesday, July 02, 2008

The dangers of fireworks

Key phrase to remember: "after leaning over a professional grade firework."

Bottom line? Backyard fireworks are not safe, but if you do decide to stage an illegal amateur fireworks display in your backyard, for God's sake, keep your mannequins and your melons at a safe distance.


6 comments:

FranIAm said...

OK, now Mr He Is is getting really upset. It is only when I am at your blog it seems...

Holy feck man, where do you find these things?

Mathman6293 said...

My mother use to hide in the basement on the 4th of July. Frightening all anyway you look at it.

SkylersDad said...

It really is quite amazing a lot of us are alive. My buddies and I would gather up our black cats and whatever else we could get and empty the powder out into something like a lego brick to make a bigger explosion.

p0nk said...

those mannequins really give us backyard pyros a bad rep... what?

Grant Miller said...

Other people can have the Xmas specials or Dick Clark NYE countdowns. To me, mannequins blowing up on 7/4 always is my favorite holiday entertainment.

Mnmom said...

Thin the herd!