Saturday, July 18, 2009

On, Wisconsin!


Meet 23-year-old Rachel Ferrara. Rachel does not like her boyfriend watching porn. I mean, she really does not like her boyfriend watching porn. Or maybe it was the watching porn and masturbating part that got her. Maybe if he'd just been doing one or the other, things would have worked out ok. We'll probably never know.

In any event, Rachel came home and found her boyfriend getting busy with himself. She punched him in the gut, kicked him in the groin, and then backed him into the kitchen, where she proceeded to grab a 5" serrated knife. She then carved him a bit about the arms, and stabbed him in the abdomen. He drove himself to the hospital.

What makes this strange for a Wisconsin case is that she used a serrated kitchen knife, and not a replica Ren-Faire dagger of some type. Maybe she's not originally from Wisconsin.

8 comments:

kirby said...

Damn, girlfriend has some temper.

SkylersDad said...

I really thought we were heading for a Bobbet type castration!

Distributorcap said...

i guess blondes dont always have more fun

Anonymous said...

The lack of a novelty weapon or a tidbit about tranny dwarf porn makes this a true human tragedy.

okjimm said...

Now that BROKE me up! but, see, she was only

'arrested on charges of disorderly conduct'

...no one takes a serrated knife seriously. But it was Wisconsinton....if she would have attacked with a Butter Knife... there would have been felony charges!

Mnmom said...

I was expecting a filet knife.

Gifted Typist said...

eeks, and what did he say to the triage nurse when she asked him how this happened?

Anonymous said...

Fair enough, we breed strange criminals.

Unlike Hellinois, we don't elect them to run the state.

James, Milwaukee