Showing posts with label sleaze. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sleaze. Show all posts

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Bad music for bad people

Splotchy has put up the complete Lenten Mix: Man, You Know That Sh*t's Not Good For You, my Green Monkey Music Project brainchild. Being the procrastinating blowhard that I am, I waited until everyone else wrote about their song choices before being sufficiently shamed to talk a little bit about my tracks.

Why do I listen to raunchy music? I don't know. As a kid, I didn't listen to it for its shock value--I was too obedient and made sure my parents never heard what I was listening to if it was "offensive". As a parent, it's only recently that I've stopped hiding raunchy music from my kids, once I was sure they had already learned all those bad words, without my help. Another big milestone was when the kids started digging through our LP archives and the vast digital freakshow of the internet and picking out a lot of that raunchy music on their own. Our eldest claims that listening to all that freakery gives her a greater appreciation of our own normalcy.

That, my friends, is a relief.

First up is F*ck the Pain Away by Peaches. Our eldest, Nora, told me an amusing story about Peaches claiming, in an interview in Bust magazine, that this song was once deemed too inappropriate for some strip club. I don't need to post any lyrics for this. Nora describes the song as sounding like the techno soundtrack in a bad Eurotrash nightclub in a sleazy movie. She wants to make sure I note that she means that in a good way.



The second track is Little Girl by John & Jackie. I have this on two compilations, Rockin' Bones and Las Vegas Grind. Released in 1958, it's a manically upbeat little pop number with John crooning some fairly straightforward lyrics:

Little Girl
Little Girl
Well I love you and I think you're fine
Well you're cute let's make some time...

What sets this song apart, especially for 1958, are the backup vocals by Jackie, who gasps and moans and does a better job of vocalizing her orgasms than any porn actress. Whew. I need a cigarette when this song's over, and I don't even smoke.

My favorite is next: Sister Ray from the Velvet Underground album White Light/White Heat, all 17-plus glorious minutes of it. Music that must be endured to be enjoyed. It has drag queens, heroin, oral sex, sailors, gun violence and a police raid. The song was recorded in one take, with all the amps turned up to "11". In a great apocryphal story the recording engineer left during the session after setting the tape to record. I used to get psyched up to work midnights by listening to this track on my drive to work. Here's what Lou Reed said in this interview:
"'Sister Ray' was done as a joke--no, not as a joke, but it has eight characters in it and this guy gets killed and nobody does anything. The situation is a bunch of drag queens taking some sailors home with them, shooting up on smack and having this orgy when the police appear. The jam came about right there in the studio. We didn't use any splices or anything. When we did 'Sister Ray,' we turned up to 10 flat-out, leakage all over the place. [The producers] asked us when it would end. We didn't know. We were doing the whole heavy-metal trip back then. If 'Sister Ray' isn't an example of heavy metal, I don't know what is."


It occurred to me that it would have been possible to do nearly all of this mix and draw only from the collected body of work of The Velvet Underground and Lou Reed. This next track is the title track of Lou Reed's 1978 album Street Hassle.


The tableau set out in Street Hassle can be seen as a worn-out, late 70's version of the scene going on in Sister Ray. A smack fueled orgy without the joy or exuberance:

"Hey that c*nt's not breathing,
I think she's had too much
Of something or other, hey man,
you know what I mean?
I don't mean to scare you,
but you're the one who came here
And you're the one who's going to have to take her when you leave...

Sha la la la man...why don't you just slip away?"


Yes, it's 10 minutes and 52 seconds of good times, presented in three distinct movements, with an absolutely earnest and therefore hilarious spoken word interlude by Bruce Springsteen dropped in at about 9 minutes.

Of course I wasn't the only one to think of Nick Cave when I thought of someone making music that embodies sin.

Stagger Lee is an old blues song that's been recorded hundreds of times, with variations on the theme. We've got about 10 versions of it here at the compound, if you count the Clash's Wrong Em Boyo. Most of the versions tell the story about a killing that takes place over gambling and/or a hat.

The Nick Cave version, snarled out slowly in front of a heavy beat and ominous piano, features gun violence, murder, ass-kicking, a prostitute, ass-f*cking and wildly obscene language that might even make Gunnery Sergeant Hartmann wince.

Enjoy!

Thursday, March 12, 2009

LET'S START THIS MONKEY MIX

Here's a lineup of the participants for the latest Green Monkey Music Project:

Splotchy
Beth
Barbara
Tenacious S
Randal Graves
BeckEye
Dena
Lulu

Each one of you will please post your 5 song choices in the comments here, giving us a total of 40 sinful masterpieces--one for each day of Lent.

I will be adding a special 5-song extra sleazy bonus pack. If I may, please allow me to take a moment to remind you of the theme:
Here's the dealio: each song you pick has to have something about it that makes you think "uh-oh, could I go to hell for listening to this?" It has to contain enough references to sex, drugs or violence that, even as you enjoy listening to it, you know it's not really good for you...it might even be harming you in some way. I'm talking sleaze. Mind the blasphemy, though. Please.

The mix will be limited to 8 people who will each contribute 5 song choices. Get it? A total of 40 songs, one for each day of Lent. Years from now you'll be able to listen to it and reflect on your sins, doing penance for each song. It'll be a character builder.


Comment away.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

It's Green Monkey Music Project Time!

It's come to this: Splotchy has threatened to revoke the prized GMMP monkey-wearing-a-crown logo that you see on the right of this page.

The combination of his flood-induced anxiety and my procrastination seem to have driven him to some angry, dark place. Believe me, on the internet he's all "oh, I'm a happy go lucky, slightly snarky pop culture creative genius" but you should see my emails from him. ALL CAPS, and laced with threats and worse profanity than I've heard in 20 years of law enforcement. I knew I had to do something, quick.

Usually when I'm confronted with a deadline, or any type of crisis, I quickly rise to the occasion, calm, capable and resolute. Every great once in a while, though, I like to mix it up by simply collapsing into a motionless, slack jawed lump of self-doubt and inactivity. This was one of those times. What to do? What kind of mix could I come up with?

My inspiration came from Lent. It struck me: how much of the music we listen to is, if we're being honest, totally reprehensible? In this house, a whole lot of it. I'll explain more in a moment.

Yes, friends, I am rested and ready. It is time to guest-host a Green Monkey Music Project Mix! I have two possible mix names, and I can't decide which to go with. I'll leave it to you, and ultimately to Splotchy, to decide on the title:

Man, you know this shit's not good for you

or

The Lenten Mix



Here's the dealio: each song you pick has to have something about it that makes you think "uh-oh, could I go to hell for listening to this?" It has to contain enough references to sex, drugs or violence that, even as you enjoy listening to it, you know it's not really good for you...it might even be harming you in some way. I'm talking sleaze. Mind the blasphemy, though. Please.

The mix will be limited to 8 people who will each contribute 5 song choices. Get it? A total of 40 songs, one for each day of Lent. Years from now you'll be able to listen to it and reflect on your sins, doing penance for each song. It'll be a character builder.

Splotchy is in, and I'm in. That leaves 6 lucky commenters a chance to grab a spot, so get to commenting.


Sunday, September 21, 2008

McCain walks the plank

I know this is too late for International Talk Like a Pirate Day, but I just saw this picture for the first time tonight:



Looks like John McCain's "Straight Talk Express" goes straight to dockside parking at a con man's rented yacht.

That picture is from this story in The Nation. It seems that America's favorite maverick, John McCain, celebrated his 70th birthday in exotic Montenegro, on a yacht rented by convicted swindler and con man Rafaello Follieri.

Yarrr.
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Let me back up a minute.

I found that article in The Nation after reading this absolutely excellent, essential editorial by Frank Rich:

Truthiness Stages a Comeback

Go and read it, like, now.

Like I said in an earlier post, I don't talk too much about politics here. This year, though, is different, and I think that this election is important enough for me to sound off to anyone who'll listen.

The Frank Rich editorial is rich in linky particulars that are must reading for anyone trying to get family, friends or coworkers to focus on real issues and not the corporate media-driven distractions that McCain's campaign is attempting to feed us. For the sake of brevity, I'll throw out some bulleted points for a few of the items Mr. Rich mentions:

Friday, February 16, 2007

Give the people what they want


And if the people (and by that I mean one solitary Australian Googler) want Sybil Danning, then by God I aim to give em some Sybil Danning.

Lovers of exploitation movies rejoice: Sybil Danning is about to return to the big screen after an absence of 18 years! This picture is from the trailer to "Werewolf Women of the SS." WWOTSS is a trailer directed by Rob Zombie that's going to be shown halfway through the new Quentin Tarantino/Robert Rodriguez movie Grindhouse. Man, am I excited!

Grindhouse is a tribute to all those sleazy exploitation wonders from the 70's and early 80's. Splatter films, slasher films, women-in-prison movies (hubba), torture films, Giallo, Jess Franco, cannibal movies...whew. Go to the official Grindhouse website and watch the trailer--all I can say is, any movie that features a hot amputee chick being outfitted with a prosthetic leg/machine gun is ok by me. You can see a nice collection of stills here at Bloody-Disgusting.

Hmmm...if Sybil Danning is back, maybe we'll see more of Mary Woronov.